I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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