im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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