whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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