so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate