Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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