please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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