Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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