Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
40s are totally the cure
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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