Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
my being single is dangerous.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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