So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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