you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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