but the lizard people decide everything anyway
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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