whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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