hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
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there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.