Got a toothbrush?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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