winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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