this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Text me some of your sweat
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