some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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