well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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