does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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