Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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