i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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