before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
