That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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