id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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