Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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