I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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