im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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