is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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