I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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