so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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