I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
