the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
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We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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