there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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