I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
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