I don't think brook has ever known best
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
