idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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