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I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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