Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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