he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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