If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
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The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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