"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Randomize
