dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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