I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
So much rum. So many feels.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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