So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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