Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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