I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.