I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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