I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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