Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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