god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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