So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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