: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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