its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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