YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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